1. Today, when I saw a grandfather selling soy milk fritters on the street, I sat down to have something to eat. Suddenly came a city management, came to the grandfather’s stall, picked up the fritters to eat, the old man did not dare to say, can not help but laugh. I don’t know the oldest animals that are wearing sheepskins to bully the old people. I immediately came to the fire and tempered my temper. When I went up three punches and two feet, I knocked down the city management. Grandpa can’t stop shouting: “What are you sick!? What are you doing with my son?”
2. The security door lock is broken, can’t enter the house, the manufacturer comes People have not repaired for a long time, but only 110 alarms, cut the security door! After a while, the police came and brought a thief who had just caught it. The police said to the thief: “Come on, give you ten minutes. I am waiting to get off work this time.” Thief: “I can’t use it, five minutes.” Then, a few times, the door opened… It’s open… it’s useless for a minute! At that time, the face of the manufacturer’s professionals was difficult to see…
It was a mother-in-law
Sure is relatives
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